Better Off...

At some point in 2006 M.Levels acquired the keys to studio space. This came about after signing a contract with Utah based Fur Security Records as a band called Bumper Crop. Bumper Crop would get two full weeks of studio time to create what was billed as the Deecest Sneeze Ever. The band immediately made themselves at home.

After two weeks, a dozen empty E Pizza boxes, various empty bottles of liquor and wine, lingerie left behind from groupies, and several empty boxes of facial tissue lay strewn throughout the studio. As you can imagine when the record executives came for the finish product they were shocked by the display of debauchery and deeceness.

What else was left behind? A hand written note: "you've been saved by AoF." There was also a demo tape left behind and the two fake mustaches. The same mustaches HC and ML had worn during their meetings with the label. The tape soon made it to the airwaves and history was made. The Arsenal was back on top.

Better Off Alone

Hey fans.

I was going to write this post with an apology,........I was going to apologize for not updating the blog in a while. I was actually going to apologize for leaving you guys hanging,......

But, then I realized that it's YOU who should be apologizing to Mlevels and me. Through our hits, we give you identity. We sneeze, and therefore you are. Without us, you would be listening Nickleback.

But, you know what, fans? We don't expect any apologies. We don't expect any gratitude. We can't control the hits that we sneeze out. It's a bi-product of our deeceness. Revel in it, fans, and enjoy this new hit.

TheCulpritAndTheMastermind

--Hollow Cheek